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Our amazing hero, Jake the Awesome travels through space at super speed with his space jetpack! He received a distress signal, and followed it to an abandoned space station... He flew through the empty space halls, searching for the source of the distress signal.
"It's quiet..." Jake said. "Too quiet..."
Suddenly, the lights came on, and Jake was surrounded by gigantic, hairy creatures! "Greetings, space traveler! It's nice to eat you!"
"Who or what are you things?" Jake shouted!
"We are the Spacecanthropes! We prey on innocent space wanderers that are stupid enough to wander into our space territory and respond to our distress signal!"
"Spacecanthropes? More like Space Werewolves!"
The lead Space Werewolf looked annoyed. "Yes... it's like lycanthrope, except in space... spacecanthropes..."
"Well, Space Werewolves, eat this!" Jake fired a space laser and the lead space werewolf disintegrated!
"Oh no! It's our one weakness! Space Silver! Run! Run for your space lives!" The space werewolves fled, while Jake blasted as many as he could while searching for the distress signal! Jake came across a space computer room with a blinking light.
"That must be the distress signal. I should hit all these buttons randomly to turn this off, so no one else will fall for the trap!" Jake pressed all the space buttons with lightning quick speed!
"Space Station Self Destruct activated! Base will self-destruct in 30 space seconds!"
"Well, that'll work." Jake set his space jetpack to super ultra fast and raced out of the space station! Right after Jake escaped, the space station erupted in a gigantic space explosion! Another successful mission by Jake the Awesome!
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"Okay, I know that this time, I have a winner!"
Daisy thought for a moment. "Eh... no."
"Oh, come on! It's got space werewolves! What's better than that?" Jake complained.
"Ugh..." Daisy sighed. "I guess it is a little better this time. At least there's no stupid damsel in distress..."
"Aw man, I knew I was forgetting something!"
"It's quiet..." Jake said. "Too quiet..."
Suddenly, the lights came on, and Jake was surrounded by gigantic, hairy creatures! "Greetings, space traveler! It's nice to eat you!"
"Who or what are you things?" Jake shouted!
"We are the Spacecanthropes! We prey on innocent space wanderers that are stupid enough to wander into our space territory and respond to our distress signal!"
"Spacecanthropes? More like Space Werewolves!"
The lead Space Werewolf looked annoyed. "Yes... it's like lycanthrope, except in space... spacecanthropes..."
"Well, Space Werewolves, eat this!" Jake fired a space laser and the lead space werewolf disintegrated!
"Oh no! It's our one weakness! Space Silver! Run! Run for your space lives!" The space werewolves fled, while Jake blasted as many as he could while searching for the distress signal! Jake came across a space computer room with a blinking light.
"That must be the distress signal. I should hit all these buttons randomly to turn this off, so no one else will fall for the trap!" Jake pressed all the space buttons with lightning quick speed!
"Space Station Self Destruct activated! Base will self-destruct in 30 space seconds!"
"Well, that'll work." Jake set his space jetpack to super ultra fast and raced out of the space station! Right after Jake escaped, the space station erupted in a gigantic space explosion! Another successful mission by Jake the Awesome!
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"Okay, I know that this time, I have a winner!"
Daisy thought for a moment. "Eh... no."
"Oh, come on! It's got space werewolves! What's better than that?" Jake complained.
"Ugh..." Daisy sighed. "I guess it is a little better this time. At least there's no stupid damsel in distress..."
"Aw man, I knew I was forgetting something!"
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Well, it's that time of the year again... generalarin has another birthday, and Jake has written an absolutely ridiculous story to celebrate!
This time she went with "space werewolves." I think you can fill in the blanks from there.
This time she went with "space werewolves." I think you can fill in the blanks from there.
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"Aw man, I knew I was forgetting something!"
This is also art.
This is also art.